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Thursday, 29 May 2014

TV: Big Brother 2014: Power Trip - main trailer (20 second version)

20-second long version of the main trailer for Big Brother 2014: Power Trip, starring Emma Willis and Rylan Clark. New series starts Thursday 5th June at 9pm on Channel 5.


TV: Ten Deadliest Snakes With Nigel Marven

Eden (Sky 532/559, Virgin 208/HD: 209)

Ten Deadliest Snakes With Nigel Marven

UK PREMIERE – NEW SERIES – TRIPLE BILL

Thursday 19th June, from 9pm
In this action-packed series, wildlife adventurer Nigel Marven visits reptile-rich countries to count down their ten deadliest snakes. While dodging snapping jaws and vicious fangs to come up with his top ten, Nigel joins serpent hunters, venom scientists and snake fanatics, uncovers fascinating facts and behaviours, and meets a supporting cast of other amazing creatures. In the first episode of the series (9pm), Nigel heads to Costa Rica. The South American country has two venomous snakes for every hectare of land, including some of the world’s most feared tropical snakes.

Which of these kings of the jungle will make it to the top of
Nigel’s list? The contenders include the terciopelo, the so-called ‘ultimate pit viper’,
responsible for almost half the bites in the country. Nigel also meets the only rattlesnake in
Latin America, the stunning but deadly cascabel and there’s the world’s largest viper, the 3-
metre bushmaster, which is as long as a family car.

In the second episode (10pm) Nigel heads to the United States of America. The US is the land
of the rattlesnake, with over 30 species of rattler found there. On his journey Nigel comes
face to face with the coral snake; notable for their red, yellow/white, and black coloured
banding and their deadly pair of small fangs.

The final episode (11pm) focusses on South Africa. With almost 2,000 snakebites causing 250
deaths every year, South Africa is a hotspot for deadly snakes, with some of the most feared
serpents in the world. For example the spitting cobra, that has the ability to eject venom
from their fangs when defending themselves against predators.

TV: Alan Davies As Yet Untitled

(Sky 111/232; Virgin 128, HD 194; Freeview 12)
Alan Davies As Yet Untitled
UK PREMIERE – NEW SERIES

Monday 16th June – Friday 20 June, 10pm

Alan Davies, best known for his lead role in Jonathan Creek and permanent position on the QI panel, hosts this brand new comedy show. The premise is simple; Alan sits round a table with four top funny folk and they talk about anything in front of a studio audience.

Throughout the week Alan is joined at the table by comedians including Bob Mortimer, Noel Fielding, Jason Byrne, Bill Bailey and Ross Noble.

Led by an interesting fact about each guest, anecdotes and hilarious topics of conversation follow. Each episode begins without a title, but by the end Alan and his guests will come up with an appropriate mantle which sums each episode up. Each show has no scripts or rehearsals and the guests don’t have a clue what they are going to be talking about.

Ep1 - Monday 16th June, 10pm
Guests: Noel Fielding, Andrew Maxwell, Kerry Godliman, Jon Ronson
Discussion topics include being detained by the US military, giant rabbits and psychopaths.

Ep2 – Tuesday 17th June, 10pm
Guests: Jason Byrne, Jessica Hynes, Phil Jupitus, Richard Herring
Crucifixion, school discipline and being confused for someone else get talked about tonight.

Ep3 – Wednesday 18th June, 10pm
Guests: Bob Mortimer, Marcus Brigstocke, Katherine Ryan, John Robins
Alan and co discuss podium dancing and Bob’s unusually high back side among other things.

Ep4 – Thursday 19th June, 10pm
Guests: Bill Bailey, Kevin Eldon, Craig Campbell, Isy Suttie
Drunken pirates, kazoos and the head of the Iraqi police all feature in this episode.

Ep5 – Friday, 20th June, 10pm
Guests: Ross Noble, Liza Tarbuck, Colin Lane, Josie Long
Being a child genius and naming a cow after Jarvis Cocker lead the conversation tonight.

Monday, 26 May 2014

Competition: Win Out of the Furnace on DVD

To celebrate the release of Out of the Furnace on DVD and Bluray on 2nd June we have a great competition for you and DVD copies to give away!

Synopsis
Christian Bale, Casey Affleck and Woody Harrelson star in this crime thriller from director Scott Cooper. Russell Baze (Bale) works in a dead-end job trying to make ends meet so he can support his girlfriend Lena (Zoe Saldana) and his ailing father. After returning from serving in Iraq, Russell's younger brother Rodney (Affleck) gets involved with the ruthless Harlan DeGroat (Harrelson) and his crime syndicate. When he fails to come home and the police are unable to find him, Russell puts his own life in danger to save his brother. The film also stars Forest Whitaker, Willem Dafoe and Sam Shepard with Leonardo DiCaprio, Ridley Scott and the late Tony Scott among its producers.

Win This:



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To enter Email us with your answer, along with your name and address.

When the competition ends as indictated on this page, any and all entries received after this point will not count and emails blacklisted due to not checking this page first.

Winners will be chosen randomly and will be informed via email.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

TV: A Very British Airline: Trailer - BBC Two

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo BA has been through turbulent times, with more airlines crowding the skies, they're determined to give us a first-class experience. But will it take-off? Landing soon to BBC Two.

TV: Doctor Who Series 8 2014: The first TV teaser trailer - BBC One

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho The new Doctor lands. This August on BBC One.

TV: Jonah Hill performs his Morgan Freeman song - The Graham Norton Show: Episode 8 - BBC One

Programme website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b044j2v2 Jonah Hill relives the moment Morgan Freeman sang a song about him, and performs his own version, whilst Dame Julie Andrews proves she can still say 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&­#39; backwards!

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

TV: Ziggy Marley Talks Gardening, Ganja & Love For His Father

TV: 24 9x05 Promo "3:00 PM - 4:00 PM" (HD) 24: Live Another Day Episode 5

TV: The Maya Rudolph Show - Small Dancing (Episode Highlight)

TV: Welcome to Rio: Trailer - BBC Two

As the world looks to Rio for the 2014 World Cup, BBC Two presents this three part mini-series, exploring life inside Rio's famous favelas.

TV: Coronation Street: Who Kills Tina

On May 27th we'll see the moment Coronation Street barmaid Tina McIntyre plunges to the cobbles from the balcony of the builders' yard after a dramatic confrontation with her killer.

The heart-stopping scenes will end months of speculation about the identity of Tina's murderer.

And in the run up to 'Murder Week' viewers will have the chance to watch four alternative showdowns between Tina and the four possible killers on the official Coronation Street website.


Friday, 16 May 2014

TV: Horizon - The £10 Million Challenge: Trailer - BBC Two

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo50 If you had ten million pounds to change the future of the world, what would you do? It's the most exciting prize in science for 300 years and you can help decide how it is used.

TV: Goodness Gracious Me: Reunion Special

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo50 The Goodness Gracious team are back for the BBC Two birthday special reunion.



Thursday, 15 May 2014

TV: The Flash - Coming Soon - Trailer and Synopsis

It won't be long before the world learns what Barry Allen has become. Don't miss The Flash, coming Tuesdays this fall to The CW!

ABOUT THE FLASH
After a particle accelerator causes a freak storm, CSI Investigator Barry Allen is struck by lightning and falls into a coma. Months later he awakens with the power of super speed, granting him the ability to move through Central City like an unseen guardian angel. Though initially excited by his newfound powers, Barry is shocked to discover he is not the only "meta-human" who was created in the wake of the accelerator explosion -- and not everyone is using their new powers for good. Barry partners with S.T.A.R. Labs and dedicates his life to protect the innocent. For now, only a few close friends and associates know that Barry is literally the fastest man alive, but it won't be long before the world learns what Barry Allen has become...The Flash.



TV: Total Divas Season 2, Episode 9 clip: Nikki Bella drops a marriage bombshell

While chatting with Natalya about marrying John Cena, Nikki Bella drops a bombshell.

TV: The Island with Bear Grylls (Ep.3) | Monday, 9pm | Channel 4

Bear Grylls drops 13 men on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island for a month. Can they survive?

Music: Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

TV: The Bionic Cat | The Supervet (S1-Ep1) | Channel 4

Wednesday | 8pm | Channel 4

TV: 24 9x04 Promo "2:00 PM - 3:00 PM" (HD)

TV: Bones 9x24 Promo "The Recluse in the Recliner" (HD) Season Finale

Bones 9x24 "The Recluse in the Recliner" (Season Finale) - In the season finale of BONES, the Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Wesley Foster, a conspiracy blog writer who had arranged to meet up with Booth to discuss a previous case before his untimely death. Realizing that whoever killed Foster did not want him talking to Booth, the team has to try to figure out who is behind the death and how the previous case is relevant. As Booth and the Jeffersonian team dig deeper into the burgeoning conspiracy surrounding the man's death, it's evident Booth may be in over his head, and his future with the FBI is put in question in the all-new 'The Recluse in the Recliner' Season Finale episode of BONES airing Monday, May 19th on FOX.


TV: Melissa Rauch's on Conan

Melissa's Jersey family kept using the dirty phrase until a little visit to Urban Dictionary cleared things up. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video

TV: Catching a Caiman | The Island with Bear Grylls | Channel 4

Monday | 9pm | Channel 4

Monday, 12 May 2014

TV: Supernatural 9x22 Promo "Stairway to Heaven" (HD)

Supernatural 9x22 "Stairway to Heaven" - After a massive attack on the angels, Castiel (Misha Collins) calls Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) for help. As they leave, Dean's eagerness to bring the First Blade doesn't go unnoticed by Sam who is worried about the cost to his brother whenever he uses the Blade. Meanwhile, Castiel is shocked when he learns the angel that caused the attack was one of his followers and did it in his name. Dean discovers there is a conspiracy amongst Castiel's angel followers and at the heart of it is Tessa, the Reaper. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb (#922).


TV: Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 1x22 Promo "Beginning of the End" (HD) Season Finale

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 1x22 "Beginning of the End" (Season Finale) - Dark secrets are revealed as Coulson and his team put everything on the line to stop Garrett and the forces of Hydra, on the explosive season finale of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Tuesday, May 13th on ABC.


TV: Hannibal 2x12 Promo "Tome-Wan" (HD)

Hannibal 2x12 "Tome-Wan" - In a therapy session, Will imagines how he would kill Hannibal, honestly sharing his visions, and oddly bolstering their co-dependency. Later, in a session with Mason Verger (Michael Pitt), Hannibal discusses Margot's (Katherine Isabelle) unfortunate 'accident' and other veiled threats. Jack (Laurence Fishburne) grows impatient with Will's progress on catching Hannibal, and brings in a surprise witness from the past to help. And when Hannibal's life is threatened, Will must decide whether to come to his aid, and give Hannibal the opportunity for revenge.


TV: Revolution 2x21 Promo "Memorial Day" (HD)

Revolution 2x21 "Memorial Day" - United by their desire to take the Patriots down, Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) and Monroe (David Lyons) form an uneasy alliance. As Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) comes face-to-face with the nano-tech while searching for Aaron (Zak Orth), things don't go according to plan for Miles (Billy Burke), Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) and Gene (Stephen Collins) when they try to steal the Patriots' supply of mustard gas.


TV: Arrow 2x23 Promo "Unthinkable" (HD) Season Finale

Arrow 2x23 "Unthinkable" (Season Finale) - Slade (Manu Bennett) moves forward with his plan to kill one more person in Oliver's (Stephen Amell) life. While Oliver has fought all year to be more than the killer he once was, when Slade kidnaps someone close to Oliver's heart, Oliver is pushed to the edge and realizes sometimes it takes doing the unthinkable to stop the monster. Meanwhile, Diggle (David Ramsey) takes on Amanda Waller (guest star Cynthia Addai-Robinson) with a little help from some friends, and Thea (Willa Holland) turns to Roy (Colton Haynes) in her time of need. John Behring directed the episode with story by Greg Berlanti and teleplay by Marc Guggenheim & Andrew Kreisberg (#223).




Sunday, 11 May 2014

Music: Molly Smitten-Downes (UK) 'Children of the Universe' - 2014 Eurovision Song Contest Final - BBC One

TV: Chicago Fire 2x22 Promo "Real Never Waits" (HD) Season Finale

Chicago Fire 2x22 "Real Never Waits" (Season Finale) - A fire at a boarding school leaves Lt. Severide (Taylor Kinney) shaken and wondering if he could have done more. Meanwhile, with the firehouse in full support of Dawson (Monica Raymund) as she retakes the fireman's exam, Lt. Casey (Jesse Spencer) attempts some political maneuverings on her behalf. Elsewhere, Mills (Charlie Barnett) looks for answers about his father's mysterious past and Chief Boden's (Eamonn Walker) grand plans take a detour. Lauren German, David Eigenberg, Yuri Sardarov, Joe Minoso and Christian Stolte also star. Sophia Bush, Amy Morton, Randy Flagler, Melissa Ponzio, Vedette Lim, Edwin Hodge and Kenny Johnson guest star.


Man Vs Weird | Monday, 9pm | Channel 4

Comedian Simon Farnaby travels the world meeting people who claim they have superhuman powers. Do they? And can Simon use their powers too?

Friday, 9 May 2014

Michael Caine Career Retrospective

Arguably Britain's most prolific and well loved actor, Michael Caine has appeared in over 150 films in his illustrious and multi-dimensional career. The 81 year old screen legend, born Maurice Micklewhite, is the only actor besides Jack Nicholson to have been nominated for an Oscar in every decade from 1960s-2000s, and there's still time for the 2010s! To celebrate the 50th Anniversary Blu-ray and DVD edition of the film that ignited his career; ZULU on 5th May, we are taking a look back at the Londoner's top ten movie moments to date in chronological order...


ZULU (1964)

Caine's first significant role on the silver screen came as Lt. Gonville Bromhead in this classic BAFTA nominated war feature. Based on the real life events at the Battle of Rorke's Drift in South Africa, 85 years prior to the film's release, Zulu re-enacts the epic stand-off between a group of 150 British soldiers and a 4000 strong army of Zulu warriors. The ultimate David and Goliath tale of bravery and camaraderie, Zulu pays homage to the unbelievable resilience, and ultimate victory of the Welsh regiment. This breakout role saw Michael 'playing posh' alongside Stanley Baker, Jack Hawkins and James Booth.


THE IPCRESS FILE (1965)

Caine truly cemented his Hollywood status as MI5 operative and anti-Bond Harry Palmer in this thrilling novel adaptation. He plays an army sergeant transferred to British intelligence, to help solve the "brain drain" of seventeen top scientists, who've been kidnapped and returned with their knowledge of technical matters gone. Espionage drama obviously suited our protagonist, as he went on to revive the character in two sequel films 'Funeral in Berlin' and 'The Billion Dollar Brain', making this his first franchise appearance.


ALFIE (1966)

The eponymous, heartless, fourth-wall breaking Alfie Elkins dominated the swinging sixties in London. Racking up an impressive ten sexual conquests, Caine's perfectly crafted cockney lothario is a force to be reckoned with. Arguably his most unlikeable character, fans and critics alike could not dispute the magnitude of this singular performance. Joined by a host of top notch actresses including Shelley Winters, Millicent Marti, Julia Foster and Jane Asher, the man everyone loves to hate and hates to love was too good to leave behind, being reborn in the image of Jude Law in 2004.


THE ITALIAN JOB (1969)

Nominated for a Golden Globe, this iconic crime caper sees Caine shine as Charlie Croker, the leader of a team of con artists on a gold-bullion under cover of an England football international. Famous for its exhilarating car chase scene with the mini coopers racing across the rooftops in Turin, this cult heist movie has become a cinematic staple, lending itself to a glossy remake in 2003 starring Mark Wahlberg.


GET CARTER (1971)

One of his most violent roles to date, Mike Hodges' dark revenge thriller launched Caine to a new level of leading man. When his brother dies under mysterious circumstances in a car accident, London gangster Jack Carter travels to Newcastle to investigate. A cockney Angel of Death, Carter sets out to track down the man responsible, discovering all kinds of corruption, betrayal and insidious acts in the process. Keep an eye out for a cheeky cameo in Stallone's 2000 remake.


SLEUTH (1972)

This excellent cat-and-mouse mystery pits Caine against the mighty Sir Laurence Olivier. Caine plays Milo Tindle, a self-made successful hairdresser who is sleeping with the wife of the knighted and wealthy crime fiction writer Andrew Wyke. This high-stakes drama sees an impressive battle of wits ensure in potentially deadly series of games that earned both actors an Oscar nod. In an interesting twist, Caine swapped roles for the modern remake, going head to head with golden boy Jude Law.


THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING (1975)

Based on a Rudyard Kipling short story, Sean Connery stars alongside Caine in this action adventure, which followers two former British soldiers in India. Peachy Carnehan and Daniel Dravot decide to resign from the Army and set themselves up as deities in Kafiristan--a land where no white man has set foot since Alexander. Though the two powerhouse actors have undeniable chemistry, the real relationship in this epic is with Caine's real life wife Shakira, who plays his love interest, Roxanne.


EDUCATING RITA (1983)

Dr Frank Bryant is a run-down, alcoholic English Professor whose life is suddenly invigorated when a spirited new student enters his classroom. Julie Walters is the gloriously outspoken hairdresser and housewife, who decides to complete her education via an Open University programme. As each begins to wake up to life in their own way, the story comes to a close as an inspiring tale of self discovery and of the power of choice that comes through education. Based on Willy Russell's popular play, this powerful performance earned Caine his first Golden Globe win for Best Actor the following year.


DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS (1988)

Michael Caine and funny man Steve Martin excel in this laugh-out-loud comedy about two competing conmen in the South of France. Wined and dined by tourists, the two wily gentlemen plan to settle their rivalry by betting on who can swindle a young American heiress out of $50.000 first. This is without doubt Caine's finest comedic performance, a particular highlight are the scenes where he is posing as Martin's idiot brother, Ruprecht.


THE DARK KNIGHT (2008)

The second in Christopher Nolan's mind-blowingly popular trilogy sees Michael reprise his role as loyal butler and Wayne family confident; Alfred. This instalment is the only film in the trilogy to win an Oscar along with a whopping 69 other nominations. The film's success owes in no small part to Heath Ledgers haunting turn as The Joker. Caine's performance in these blockbuster re-boots may have come in the later part of his career, but has served to solidify his place in film lover's collective consciousness for generations to come.

Zulu 50th Anniversary edition is released on Blu-ray and DVD on 5th May, from Paramount Home Media Distribution.

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

TV: Sneak Peek: Season 3 Finale | NEW GIRL | FOX BROADCASTING

Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Hannah Simone and Damon Wayans Jr talk about Jess and Nick's future.

TV: Official Extended Trailer | GOTHAM | FOX BROADCASTING

GOTHAM is an origin story of the great DC Comics Super-Villains and vigilantes, revealing an entirely new chapter that has never been told. This Fall on FOX!

TV: Castle 6x23 Promo "For Better or For Worse" (HD) Season Finale

Castle 6x23 "For Better or For Worse" (Season Finale) - Castle and Beckett's long-awaited wedding is almost here, but when a shocking surprise threatens to ruin the big day, they are sent on a wild mission filled with masked men, angry bikers and a charming ne'er-do-well from Beckett's past (guest star Eddie McClintock, "Warehouse 13"), on "Castle," Monday, May 12th on ABC.


Music: Ziggy Marley "I Don't Wanna Live On Mars" 05/05/14

Monday, 5 May 2014

TV: Revenge 3x22 Promo "Execution" (HD) Season Finale

Revenge 3x22 "Execution" (Season Finale) - Nothing is off limits as Emily and Victoria are dead set on destroying each other. Lives will be lost and fates will be altered, but who will rise victorious?, on the season three finale of "Revenge," Sunday, May 11th on ABC.


TV: Game of Thrones 4x06 Promo "The Laws of Gods and Men" (HD)

Game of Thrones 4x06 "The Laws of Gods and Men" - Stannis and Davos set sail; Dany meets with supplicants; Tyrion faces down his father.


TV: Once Upon a Time 3x21 "Snow Drifts" / 3x22 "There's No Place Like Home" Promo (HD) Season Finale

Once Upon a Time 3x21 "Snow Drifts & 3x22 "There's No Place Like Home" (Season Finale) Promo.

Sponsored Video: Ninja: Shadow of a Tear Trailer SKY



Scott Adkins (The Expendables 3) stars as Casey Bowman, who returns home one day to find someone has brutally killed his wife Namiko (Mika Hijii) and their unborn child. Bereft, Casey has only one thing left to live for... Revenge.

The only clues to Namiko's killer are the barbed wire marks left around her neck. So, with the help of his trusted friend Nakabara (Kane Kosugi), the trail sends Casey from Osaka to Bangkok to the jungles of Rangoon in search of the assassin. Honing his battle skills to a new level, Casey is as discreet as he is deadly, as he becomes a warrior that truly deserves the title Ninja.




Saturday, 3 May 2014

Friday, 2 May 2014

Celeb: My Opinion on the Jeremy Clarkson Controversy

this is my statement. on TwitpicGot to love the left wing press going after Jeremy Clarkson

Obviously a witch-hunt, but what is more interesting is that the Left Wing BBC are in a tough position, of course they would love to fire Jezza, blame the Tories for world hunger and so on, the problem is that Top Gear is the BBCs biggest and most profitable show world wide. Clarkson and his business partner own 50% of the rights to Top Gear and profit directly from the brand!

So what do the BBC do? Do they do what the left wing press want and fire Jezza for NOT actually saying the N Word, and in turn lose millions and millions as for sure Top Gear would be finished, and Jezza would just turn up on Sky One with a new show, or do they support him?

Jeremy Clarkson did not say the N Word, he made sure his mumbled rhyme never made the air. And he has apologised (see below)

Jeremy Clarkson is a cock, there is no doubt about that, but he is not a racist cause he mumbled a word from a well known rhyme.

To see Jezza's apology click his picture above.

Music: Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good


XSCAPE is an album of previously unreleased Michael Jackson songs. The album is produced and curated by Epic Records Chairman and CEO L.A. Reid, who retooled the production to add a fresh, contemporary sound that retains Jackson's essence and integrity. It's a process Reid calls "contemporizing." The list of producers include global hitmakers Timbaland, Rodney Jerkins, Stargate, and John McClain.

For more information on the album, go to www.michaeljackson.com


Thursday, 1 May 2014

TV: Revolution 2x20 Promo "Tomorrowland" (HD)

Revolution 2x20 "Tomorrowland" - Truman (Steven Culp), empowered with new authority from the President, launches a mustard gas attack designed to kill Miles (Billy Burke) and Monroe (David Lyons). To Rachel's (Elizabeth Mitchell) disappointment, Miles agrees to join Monroe in a ruthless plot to beat the Patriots at their own game. As Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) faces his own challenge from the Patriots, Aaron (Zak Orth) grows increasingly alarmed by the power of the nanotech.


TV: Arrow 2x22 Promo "Streets of Fire" (HD)

Arrow 2x22 "Streets of Fire" - Oliver (Stephen Amell) rallies his team as Slade's (Manu Bennett) soldiers attack the city. Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) gets a call from S.T.A.R. Labs with game-changing news and Thea (Willa Holland) comes face-to-face with her father -- Malcolm Merlyn (guest star John Barrowman). Nick Copus directed the episode written by Jake Coburn & Ben Sokolowski (#222).