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Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Jim Davidson – Funniest One-Liners

Comedy legend Jim Davidson returns with his brand new DVD; filmed during his No Further Action UK tour. Back & Live will be released on Blu-ray and DVD from 1st December and to celebrate we’ve compiled some of Jim’s most famous one-liners.

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Jim Davidson Live - No Further Action [DVD]

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi Do

I believe in reincarnation so I've made my will out to myself

Words from first man on the moon: "THERE'S NO WAY A F*&^ING COW JUMPT OVER THIS!"

Husband: ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ Wife: ‘I want a divorce.’ Husband: ‘I wasn’t thinking of spending that f*&^ing much’

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake

Best Man: ‘Well, what can I say about the lovely bride? She’s got everything, and after last night, I think I have too.’

You know why farts smell? For the benefit of the deaf

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